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Top Ten Signs Your Company Isn't Winning the Mobile Market

November 29, 2011 08:40 by: E. Werner Reschke   0 Comments

Categories: Humor , Products , Review

Note: This list is inspired by two great forces: David Letterman and Napoleon Dynamite

10. All of your product names all begin with "Microsoft".
9. Your company also builds fantastic refrigerators.
8. Napoleon Dynamite thinks your products have skills.

7. When you hear your CEO proclaim, "We like our strategy, we like it a lot!"
6. Two words: mechanical keyboard.
5. You're thrilled when quarterly sales figures top 10,000 units sold.
4. Your sales strategy is "Buy one, get one free."
3. You can't wait until Angry Birds is ported to your platform.
2. Your parts suppliers make more money than you do.
1. Your name ain't Apple. 

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